(Virgin of sorrows umbrella)

Under the protection of the virgin, we will find consolation for the pain of daily life and the anguish of a death that advances towards us all inexorably. Why not bring these spiritual qualities together with something as normal as protection from the rain? The virgin of sorrows will free us from the annoying habit that the gods have of giving us rain day after day, and she will take on the worst of it, as always. Under the umbrella of the sorrowful virgin nothing can harm us, not even the astonished stares of pagan passers-by in the city.