(Meditation tent (for the Way of St James))

Are you having an identity crisis? Does the absurd idea of ??doing the Way of St James prey on your mind? Okay, we know that underneath this really lies a perverse lustful desire to fornicate wildly in each town along the way. We know it because we have also felt it ourselves, but in the end it is not a question of going at it hammer and tongs on any street corner, or behind a bush or a tree, so we offer this practical tent, perfectly equipped for any aberrations that come to mind. A symbolic St James will defend you appropriately from any lightning bolts that He sends, full of fury at this unleashed libido.